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Get That Lean Going: The Brutal Test Of The 1969 Chevrolet Impala 396!

Seeing how Car and Track skewered the 1974 Chevrolet Camaro Type LT during testing is one thing. The Camaro was at the end of any acceptable form of the Musclecar era, and had cowed into a soft, slow form of it’s former self, complete with railroad bars front and rear. Compared to what was on the street just four years prior, anyone who has even the slightest inkling for cars would’ve been disgusted…and that’s coming from someone who actually likes the 1974-77 Camaro’s looks. Honesty, especially in blunt form, was that man’s point of pride.

But in 1969, things were still good: big blocks were all the rage, horsepower numbers were just about to crest, and opera windows weren’t an issue whatsoever. Yet, when the testers at Car and Track got their hands on a 396 2bbl/Powerglide-equipped 1969 Impala coupe, well…it sucked. Loudly. Bud Lindemann had plenty of praises for what was good, but when he started off a feature by saying that Ford and Chrysler might be getting new buyers into their showrooms…well, that’s pretty damning. It rolls, it pitches, and it absolutely torments that front-left tire…if you squint, you might even see a spark or two off of the wheel! Nobody was ever going to look at a 1969 Impala and picture it as the pinnacle of handling and sporty driving, but seriously, when you’re about to scrape the rear-view mirror off of the door, there has to be a point where you call a spade a spade. What do you think…accurate or a bit over the top?

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Copart Cadaver: 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle That Learned How To Roll Over

My first introduction to what a muscle car was came in 1992. Do you remember the big-ass JCPenny Christmas catalog that had everything from clothes to furniture, board games to appliances in it? Yeah…at that time I was in a foster home and the parents had asked me to go through the book and make a wish list. They were clear that they weren’t buying the exact thing from the catalog (damn!) but that it would give them an idea for when they went shopping. I understood, and went straight to pawing through the book. I quickly zeroed in on the three 1:12 scale model cars: a 1970 LS6 Chevelle SS, a 1969 GTO “The Judge”, and a third car which eludes my memory. I just thought that it’d be cool to have a giant-ass Hot Wheels that looked super-realistic to play with. I was told that they weren’t toys and weren’t meant to be played with roughly, that they would break. I was then told about that magical time period full of wicked Buicks, radical Mopars, thunderous Fords and even about the mental AMC products. And was given a couple issues of a musclecar-oriented magazine to check out, which I wouldn’t let go of.

If there was one truth to what I was told, it was that you can’t play with one of these cars roughly and not expect it to break. Spun bearings, blown-out rear axles, transmissions composed of five neutrals and a reverse that’s barely hanging on, I’ve seen it all. But mechanical carnage can be fixed. For this 1970 Chevelle things went beyond mechanical. This poor beast went for a roll that left no panel straight. It’s not horrible…it looks like it would lot-drive perfectly fine…but the amount of work that this A-body would need to bring it back to any kind of straight borders on the clinical. It’s a Malibu, not a legitimate Super Sport and certainly not the top-tier big-block cars. You’d love to just start pushing out the dents and sourcing new front sheetmetal. But looking at the forward roof, the windshield area…it breaks your heart.

Copart.com link: 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu


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